What if God Smoked Cannabis?

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Just in case you'd heard it attributed to *anyone* else.  Bob Rivers:

If God had long hair 
And a goatee, 
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... 
If He looked spaced out 
Would you buy his story? 
Would you believe he had an eye infection? 

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked 
And yeah, yeah, God smells good, 
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... 
What if God smoked cannabis? 
Hit the bong like some of us? 
Drove a tie-dyed microbus, 
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone? 

When God made this place, 
In the beginning, 
Did He plant any seeds? 
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, 
So they'd be hungry for the 
apple that the snake 
Was always offering? 

And yeah, yeah... God rolls great, 
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good, 
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... 
What if God smoked cannabis? 
Do you suppose he had a buzz 
When he made the platypus 
When he created earth, our home? 
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones? 
And do you think He rolls His own 
Up there in heaven on the throne? 
And when the saints go marching home, 
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl.

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