Was Jesus *REALLY* Jewish?

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 There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
 1. He called everyone brother.
 2. He liked Gospel.
 3. He didn't get a fair trial.

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
 Jesus was Jewish:*
 1. He went into His Father's business.
 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
     Mother was sure He was God.

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
 Jesus was Italian:*
 1. He talked with His hands.
 2. He had wine with His meals.
 3. He used olive oil.

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
 Jesus was a Californian* :
 1. He never cut His hair.
 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
 3. He started a new religion.

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was an  American Indian :*
 1. He was at peace with nature.
 2. He ate a lot of fish.
 3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
 Jesus was Irish:*
 1. He never got married.
 2. He was always telling stories.
 3. He loved green pastures

 But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs
that Jesus was  a woman:*
 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when
     there was virtually  no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
   bunch of men who  just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
    because there was  still work to do. Amen.

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