Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen Of The Apocalypseby Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse
fave itModern Rock | Beatles-pop
13 tracks | 37 minutes
Released Mar 2006
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- 03:21Connecticut's For F*cking
- 03:22Happy Me
- 02:33Obviously
- 02:49Do Me
- 03:29Vicki Is A Pro
- 02:43Crazy Guy
- 03:27Vampire Girls
- 03:21Ellen's Bicoastal
- 02:26She's A Six
- 01:00Steve Baylor
- 03:23Nipples
- 03:10It's OK in the USA
- 02:48Some Days
Critics from The New Yorker to the Village Voice to Trouser Press agree: JHC&TFHotA's debut is "Awesome." "Glorious." "Sardonic." "Hysterical." "Thundering." "Hard."
Bio / Background
New York-based Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse are an eight-piece rock/pop/punk/folk/metal/cabaret band. Likened to B-52s meets X-Ray Spex meets Weezer meets Blood Sweat and Tears, the JHC "difference" is horny, thinking-person's, emotionally-bare lyrics protectively cloaked in hard candy pop. All original, stylishly diverse, stick-in-your-head songs about being bicoastal, stealing your boyfriends' Kenneth Anger and Balzac references, compassion fatigue, boobs, Old Lyme, and widower-lust, with roaring guitars and celestial horns. Poignant, laughable, awash in sound and fury, signifying nothing, but saying everything that no one usually dares to say, JHC&TFHotA are really just eager to be held and loved. At which point they'll become distant and forget to buy toilet paper.
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