Beware The Troll, She'll make you Groan

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Q: Are there blood banks in England?
A: I don't know. But there's a liver pool. 

Q: How do alligators make phone calls? 
A: They croco-dial! 

Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play. 

Q: What did the lobster major in at the police academy? 
A: Claw enforcement. 

Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set?
A: A boa constructor!

Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a new born snake with a basketball?
A: A bouncing baby boa! 

Q: How do you stop a snake from striking?
A: Pay it decent wages!

Q: What do you call a stolen sausage? 
A: A missing link. 

Q: What does the gorilla call his girlfriend?
A: His prime mate.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player? 
A: A pinch hitter. 

Q: What knight has extra goods to sell? 
A: Sir Plus! 

Q: Which Knight makes pottery? 
A: Sir Amic. 

Q: Why don't you ever see chickens in the zoo? 
A: Because they can't afford the admission. 

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries? 
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a boo-boo.

Q: Who's a bee's favorite singer? 
A: Sting.

Q: What do you get if you cross a turtle with a porcupine? 
A: A slowpoke. 

Q: How do you know when a train is eating? 
A: You hear it chooing. 

Q: Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert? 
A: Because he was stuffed. 

Q: What did the chicken do at bat? 
A: It fowled out. 

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second to third base than it does from first to second?
A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.

Q: How did Mary's little lamb get to Mars? 
A: By rocket sheep. 

Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? 
A: Because blondes would have to think them up. 

Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet? 
A: She was last years hide and seek winner. 

Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte? 
A: It megahertz. 

Q: How does a lumberjack start his computer? 
A: By Logging on

Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do? 
A: Bored! 

Q: How do you kill a circus troupe? 
A: Go for the juggler. 

Q: What happened when a mother put a fire cracker under her pancakes? 
A: She blew her stack. 

Q: What happened when a guy got some vinegar in his ear? 
A: He suffers from pickled hearing. 

Q: How do camels hide in the desert? 
A: With camelflage. 

Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? 
A: It was stuck to the chicken's foot. 

Q: What did the mommy volcano say to the baby volcano? 
A: I lava you. 

Q: Did you hear about the man who wore glasses on his butt? 
A: He had terrific hindsight!

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