Just in case you need to dispose of a body, the Gambino family's main murderer has released his secret method.
Acid.
He says it's the surest and fastest way of eliminating all possible evidence.
And he's backed up by serial killer John George Haigh (who follows that weird 'three name' rule for serial killers). He claims that sulphuric works best, but there are folks who claim that hydrofluoric works as well. People who claim that lye works omit the fact that the bones remain.
If you don't care that the bones remain, you can use beetles (I kid you not). The bones supposedly end up much prettier than if the flesh were cooked off (no greasy fat spots).
These guys will send you the beetles, and even bronze/silver/nickel plate your bones when you are done.
Now, that's a funeral plan. How many people plan to spend eternity as a silver plated standing ossuary?
BTW, plating a full size skull is over two hundred. If you plan on your whole body, it'll likely run a few grand.
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