We *gotta* get one for these *REALLY* special people like Caster Semen-y(e)a(h).
Now, XY girls are OK. It's probably for the better that they lop the testes off, since bearded ladies went out with the sideshow, but I think they should just leave what there is of the penis, as lopping that off would tend to make one 'frigid'.
We shouldn't think poorly of them. After all, Jamie Lee Curtis does a sexy dance, and (it's likely) that Jennifer Anniston has the same (lack of) parts.
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